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W.F. Roby
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Username: wfroby

Post Number: 655
Registered: 03-2008
Posted on Saturday, April 11, 2009 - 7:32 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Woke up this morning, shook the cobwebs out of my hair, and checked my email.

The email service I use runs headlines at the top of the page. This morning's headline was:

"AT&T calls on Twitter during outrage"

I was intrigued. Outrage over what? I had to see what was happening.

Turns out, the link was supposed to be about an OUTAGE, and not an outRage.

I love when things like that happen. The simple addition of a consonant changes the entire meaning of a sentence, and spirals it into mystery.

Another example -- the parking lot at my apartment complex has a sign that reads as follows --

PERMIT PARKING ONLY - VIOLATORS WILL FIND $50

Anyone have good examples of accidentally poetic happenings? Perhaps you've seen a sign in a store window that was spelled incorrectly, or you've gotten a piece of spam email with a wonderful gem of haiku-like blue prose.

Let's hear 'em.
~M~
Board Administrator
Username: mjm

Post Number: 33798
Registered: 11-1998
Posted on Saturday, April 11, 2009 - 8:24 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Here's one from Elizabeth Bishop, Roby, along with many Wild members' poems based on mistakes:

Man-Moth

Also, I was just reading this in Sage Cohen's book Writing the Life Poetic:

"I also like to collect mistakes. My friend Austin brought a jacket home from Japan that says 'angel potato.' This linguistic faux pas sums up for me the happy accidents of poetry; some phrase is fumbled completely, and an entirely unexpected new possibility is born. Angel potato. I see a kindergarten project, where toothpicks sunk deep in weeping, white flesh support withered tissue-paper wings. I have always been a devotee of the potato -- that otherworldly root vegetable. So unassuming and receptive to interpretation. What might happen next? Ecstatic orange? Its navel puckered into a contemplative heaven. Or shatter lamb? A history of cruelty and farmland. I want to know how far words can go."

I don't know if Sage ever wrote the angel potato, the ecstatic orange, or the shattered lamb poem. I'll have to ask her next time I see her.

Here's a small snippet of a poem she wrote from spam e-mail:

the shelf
double-diamond
formation, wingtips
almost overlapping.
They came across,
died, mostly
the old people
and not
too many of them.
I, for one, think
"space."

She says, "By using source material that I didn't write, I felt liberated from my typical thinking and writing patterns that can become dull and predictable. These poems didn't sound or feel like me. What a relief!"

And here's some Wild members' poems written using junk e-mail subject lines as their titles:

One Man's Junk is Another Man's Treasure


Love,
M
Ron. Lavalette
Advanced Member
Username: dellfarmer

Post Number: 1548
Registered: 05-2007
Posted on Saturday, April 11, 2009 - 9:15 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Signs I have actually seen:

>>>"Do Not Bring Books Into Library"

>>>"The Owners Are Not Responsible"


..and one of my faves:

Call when you leave
your home and your order
will be ready when you arrive.

--Ron.
Eggs Over Tokyo
Judy Thompson
Advanced Member
Username: judyt54

Post Number: 1462
Registered: 11-2007
Posted on Saturday, April 11, 2009 - 9:41 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

at a local maxi mall, in huge letters--not exactly a fox pass, but it has intrigued me ever since i saw it:

lids on sale, half off

and this that remained on the marquee for nearly a year outside a country church:

BLESS GOD, AMERICA

A truly poetic use of English, by a direction-writer in Pakistan, on the box my new hairdryer came in:

Do not drop in water. Dropping in water will cause sparking.
Afraid of the Dark
Packrat
Intermediate Member
Username: harolyn_j_gourley

Post Number: 401
Registered: 02-2008
Posted on Saturday, April 11, 2009 - 9:52 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

*LOL* I used to be Sec't/Treas. of a small black-powder club, and after having a few "sea-lawyer" problems, I attempted to modify and update our club' Memorandum of Association (rules and running-regs., etc/aka "constitution", "paperwork" etc.) by calling for and comparing the various "paperworks" of other, similar clubs and associations.

In my final edit, I discovered a real "gem" inadvertently buried in the lines of regs. determining the method of dealing with unacceptable behaviour at competitive-marksmanship events, commonly referred to as "shoots"...:

"The Association reserves the right to remove from any event, or shoot, disruptive or unruly participants..." [my emphasis]

*LOL* It seemed such an appropriate ambiguity that...I left it in, without further modification!!

(I've always wondered if succeeding Sec't/Treas.s, coming across it, ever caught it and did a quick double-take--their faces must have been priceless!!}

--Packrat.

(Message edited by harolyn j gourley on April 11, 2009)
W.F. Roby
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Username: wfroby

Post Number: 656
Registered: 03-2008
Posted on Saturday, April 11, 2009 - 10:32 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Awesome, all great examples.

My favorite is when signs seem like poems -- the lines "broken" by necessity, as in this gem from my nearby gas station.

Only three student allow
at any given time, thank
you for cooperation.
Zefuyn
Advanced Member
Username: zefuyn

Post Number: 1006
Registered: 12-2006
Posted on Saturday, April 11, 2009 - 9:51 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Roby, if I squint my eyes, my email provider's advertising tells me this:

Bargains join today,
will you marry now?

Melanie
Fred Longworth
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Username: sandiegopoet

Post Number: 5866
Registered: 05-2006
Posted on Saturday, April 11, 2009 - 10:27 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

In the years right after the Fair Credit Reporting Act was passed in 1970, banking institutions -- which previously had extended credit to women when married, but denied it to those same women after their divorces -- tried to comply with the Federal Law by providing newly divorced women with credit cards with very small limits.

About 1975, I received an enclosure in my monthly credit-card statement (I was obviously a guy, but they stuck the slip in everyone's statement.) It instructed divorced women on how to send back their old card. I was taken by the unintended double-entendre.

I am enclosing my card in my former name, which I have cut in half for my protection.

* * * * *
YOUR FOOTNOTE ADVERTISEMENT HERE. Call 1-555-555-5555 and ask for Fred. 10% discount if you mention Wild Poetry Forum.
Lazarus
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Username: lazarus

Post Number: 4835
Registered: 10-2005
Posted on Saturday, April 11, 2009 - 10:42 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

These are so much fun. I always think of that Man-moth poem. It's so great. Sometimes when I think I have something really unique and good I ask myself, is it as good as that man-moth poem? that usually puts me in my place!
-Laz
W.F. Roby
Intermediate Member
Username: wfroby

Post Number: 659
Registered: 03-2008
Posted on Saturday, April 11, 2009 - 11:14 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Thanks for sharing the Bishop poem, M -- and for linking me to that old challenge. Think I'll give it a go just for fun.

By the way, on the way back from a concert tonight, I passed a pawn shop. One of the letters in their sign out front had fallen, to reveal the following:

WE BUY GO D
Christopher T George
Senior Member
Username: chrisgeorge

Post Number: 7497
Registered: 12-2004
Posted on Sunday, April 12, 2009 - 11:24 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Hi W.F.

Yes it's great to seek out newfound meaning in unexpected place. Great fun. An example might be a sign I saw on Marc Train approaching Union Station, Washington, D.C., a couple of Christmas's ago, where the red sign was missing a letter "S" and read, "ELF STORAGE."

All the best

Chris
Editor, Desert Moon Review
http://www.thedesertmoonreview.com
Co-Editor, Loch Raven Review
http://www.lochravenreview.net
http://chrisgeorge.netpublish.net/
Sieglinde Wood
Valued Member
Username: ziggy

Post Number: 164
Registered: 07-2008
Posted on Monday, April 13, 2009 - 10:31 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Okay, here's one (and some others):
1. (This one's a visual) I was visiting my daughter's first grade class, here in Vermont, and noticed a Martin Luther King Day celebratory arts-and-crafts decorated bulletin board. I was startled by the irony of a series of projects that used cotton balls (snow) as a border [!] to decorate poems entailing the various student's "dreams"... I don't think it was intentional, only oblivious.

2. In Park Slope Brooklyn there is a street sign, formerly: HONK FOR DANGER. The R is missing (fell or was pushed?), so it reads: HONK FOR ANGER.

3. Also Brooklyn, the Carroll Street station has some creative erasures, leaving it: "Car oil Street".

4. But my favorite is at a pier in Manhattan where you can visit the USS Intrepid. There is a sign directing visitors toward "INTREPID PARKING".

Thanks. I feel better now.
Z

(Message edited by ziggy on April 13, 2009)
Sieglinde Wood
Valued Member
Username: ziggy

Post Number: 165
Registered: 07-2008
Posted on Monday, April 13, 2009 - 10:36 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Oh, one more:
At a recent county fair I purchased a child's pretend cell phone [manufactured in China, Fred...], showing a Barbie-esque fashion doll with hand raised in salutation. The name of the item? Benign Girl - Super telephone.

Thank God, at least those tiny plastic women armed with cellphones aren't dangerous.
Z
Judy Thompson
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Username: judyt54

Post Number: 1466
Registered: 11-2007
Posted on Monday, April 13, 2009 - 10:46 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Years ago I was at a craft show held in our local mall; the place of honor, of course, is along the wall directly opposite the front doors. At that time the Green Mountain Crafters were holding court, under a huge 30 foot painted banner that read, GREEN MOUNTIAN CRAFTERS which had been constructed by the president of the group. I said to his wife, has anyone told him yet? she smiled and said, no one has the heart to...

And signs along the interstate which proclaim, "Officers on duty when flashing"
Afraid of the Dark
Tina Hoffman
Senior Member
Username: tina_hoffman

Post Number: 3747
Registered: 05-2007
Posted on Monday, April 13, 2009 - 12:17 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Random is great. Maybe even good.

Except, of course, you may never know
how great you are until someone pronounces you
posthumous.

And great.
"Love truth, but pardon error."

~Voltaire~
Tina Hoffman
Senior Member
Username: tina_hoffman

Post Number: 3748
Registered: 05-2007
Posted on Monday, April 13, 2009 - 12:18 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Is that bad?
"Love truth, but pardon error."

~Voltaire~
Christopher T George
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Username: chrisgeorge

Post Number: 7512
Registered: 12-2004
Posted on Monday, April 13, 2009 - 12:26 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

In London, during the 1967 "Summer of Love" I noticed two signs in Euston Station above a bench on which some long-haired guys were sitting. When combined, the signs read "Way Out Gentlemen."

Chris

(Message edited by chrisgeorge on April 13, 2009)
Editor, Desert Moon Review
http://www.thedesertmoonreview.com
Co-Editor, Loch Raven Review
http://www.lochravenreview.net
http://chrisgeorge.netpublish.net/
Ron. Lavalette
Advanced Member
Username: dellfarmer

Post Number: 1552
Registered: 05-2007
Posted on Tuesday, April 14, 2009 - 1:03 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

Local ice cream parlor, in order to encourage keeping the counter trade moving along & the walk-in trade walking back out (I guess):

"Cones At The Counter Served In A Dish"
--Ron.
Eggs Over Tokyo
Sieglinde Wood
Valued Member
Username: ziggy

Post Number: 182
Registered: 07-2008
Posted on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 - 6:19 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post

from the Upper Valley's It's Classified...

"Lifesize Michael Keaton cardboard display. Stand alone or mount. Best Offer."

Z