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Author Message ~M~ Board Administrator Username: mjm Post Number: 31361 Registered: 11-1998 Posted on Wednesday, September 17, 2008 - 7:57 am:    Dearest All -- I got a kick out of these. Hope you will too: First Ever Fake Bio Contest Love, M Gary Blankenship Moderator Username: garydawg Post Number: 25559 Registered: 07-2001 Posted on Wednesday, September 17, 2008 - 8:04 am:    Funny. I think Jonathon a v close second. For some us the truth might seem unreal. Smiles. Gary Celebrate Walt with Gary: http://www.poetrykit.org/pkl/tw10/tw4conte.htm Will Eastland Intermediate Member Username: dwillo Post Number: 607 Registered: 07-2006 Posted on Wednesday, September 17, 2008 - 8:26 am:    I thought all the runners up were funnier than the winner. Good stuff this. I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it. ~Ashleigh Brilliant Lazarus Senior Member Username: lazarus Post Number: 4027 Registered: 10-2005 Posted on Wednesday, September 17, 2008 - 9:05 am:    Loved these, thanks for the laugh. My fave is the drunken poet. I'll probably steal from her. -Laz Emusing Senior Member Username: emusing Post Number: 6474 Registered: 08-2003 Posted on Wednesday, September 17, 2008 - 5:54 pm:    I want to write an opera about beets.... Word Walker Press; Moonday Poetry; Kyoto Journal "All you who are dreamers too, help me make our world anew." --Langston Hughes Fred Longworth Senior Member Username: sandiegopoet Post Number: 4442 Registered: 05-2006 Posted on Wednesday, September 17, 2008 - 9:14 pm:    . . . thus, making you a beetnik. Emusing Senior Member Username: emusing Post Number: 6478 Registered: 08-2003 Posted on Wednesday, September 17, 2008 - 9:22 pm:    unless I was from Alabama, then I'd be a beetneck. Word Walker Press; Moonday Poetry; Kyoto Journal "All you who are dreamers too, help me make our world anew." --Langston Hughes Fred Longworth Senior Member Username: sandiegopoet Post Number: 4451 Registered: 05-2006 Posted on Friday, September 19, 2008 - 11:00 pm:    I slink down the link to Word Walker Press. Then I look under "sites we recommend," figuring that if there were only ONE site recommended it would be WPF. But, alas, there are NO sites recommended. Boo-hoo. So I return to a phrase I used back in 1970: "outa site." Emusing Senior Member Username: emusing Post Number: 6487 Registered: 08-2003 Posted on Friday, September 19, 2008 - 11:32 pm:    It's a zen thing... Actually, I've just changed over to a new host and webmaster who is mucho cheaper. Now we can do some real work on the site to prepare for the new release hopefully by year's end..... siteless in seattle Word Walker Press; Moonday Poetry; Kyoto Journal "All you who are dreamers too, help me make our world anew." --Langston Hughes